Total Medals Earned: 9 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 105 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (60/355 points)
Level up to the max level
Get the max attack combo chain
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without a helper
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 2/19 (10/340 points)
Learn to move.
Learn to bounce.
Learn to glide.
Learn to hookshot
Learn how to use the map.
Learn to grind.
Learn how to "Ness"
Ascend the mountain and learn how to remember.
Ring 1 chime.
Ring 2 chimes.
Ring 3 chimes
Ring 4 chimes
Ring 5 chimes
Ring 6 chimes.
Ring 7 chimes.
Ring 8 chimes.
Ring all 9 chimes.
Collect a tape.
Fully max out a stat.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)
Get the worst ending...
Get the best ending!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/640 points)
Open one of the official levels
Deflect at least 5 bullets at once using katana
Get 5x combo
Get 10x combo
Get 15x combo
Get 20x combo
Get 30x combo
Get 50x combo
Open the level editor
Die 25 in one level
Deflect 13 bullets from one life
Finish one of the levels
Complete "Borrowed Wheels"
Complete "Bloodlust"
Complete "Bloody Density"
Complete "Killergift"
Complete "Murdspite"
Complete "Diviso"
Complete any level with the Chaser modifier
Complete any level with Realism modifier
Complete any level with Drunken modifier
Complete any level with Berserker modifier
Complete any level with Real Time modifier
Complete any level with all modifiers
Kill two enemies through two walls
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Win a game
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
